Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in M.Praz's LiveJournal:

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Friday, December 11th, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 10:04 I'm not anti-Microsoft, but they really do need to learn how to make the End Now function, you know, end the program NOW. Any luck in 7? # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 18:04 If OnDemand is to be believed, the Kardashians have a chimp. I cant wait until it realizes that its superhumanly strong and rips them apart. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (1 Champagne douche | Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Friday, December 4th, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 21:50 the secret ingredient in CocaCola is spider eggs. # 23:56 I fucking love Jay-Z # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 11:03 What if this really is the greatest country in the world? What does that say about the world? # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (1 Champagne douche | Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Friday, November 27th, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 21:29 LET'S GET PUMPED! # 23:46 NINJA ASSASSIN!!! # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 11:21 craving roasted marshmallows and rice pudding. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 21:24 sometimes I wonder what the world would be like without Joss Whedon. surely, it would be a world lacking in so much awesome. # 22:09 Community is the best sitcom pretty much ever. incredible ensemble. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, November 15th, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 22:06 I <3 Andrew WK # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
3:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 18:42 High On Fire # 19:22 Converge # 20:19 Mastodon # 21:39 Dethklok # 21:48 (false alarm) # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, November 1st, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 20:39 as an experiment, I am imagining that my prime rib is made from human meat. It's still delicious. # 22:07 there aren't enough songs about badass moustaches. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Friday, October 30th, 2009
12:20 pm	Who Ya Gonna Call? http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5892 (1 Champagne douche | Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
2:31 pm	Why can't it be Halloween all year long? (1 Champagne douche | Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Saturday, October 24th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 07:43 RT @redapes bit.ly/olLT5 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, October 18th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 22:47 the Coors logo and the Star Trek logo are (not quite) very similar. Coincidence, or is space full of middle aged alien alcoholics? # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 22:27 WARMINSTER 4 LYFE # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, September 13th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 23:46 Patrick Warburton > Chuck Norris and Shatner combined, DBZ Fusion-style. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Friday, September 11th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 03:38 fuck las vegas and its various men in bathrooms. Wtf # 04:13 So happy to find a bathroom stall without a man waiting for me, but the there's blood on the seat. Vegas is so gross # 05:07 rolling stones? Pink floyd? # 14:54 WbatN # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, September 6th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 22:56 of all the people I don't despise, the solitary dancers are easily the most amusing. # 22:59 they practicefor hours in their bedrooms that I may have a good laugh as they try to start the dance portion of the evening far too early # 23:01 Is it a fundamental lack of dignity,a saved-by-the-bell-esque drug habit, or are they just so unselfaware that I should look up to them? # 23:02 Even money says that it's meth. # 00:09 LUDA! # 00:29 Wouldn't it have been INCALCULABY COOLER if Michael Jackson had been assassinated instead of an OD? Seriously. Consider the implications! # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 11:13 I think that I'm going to be a dick all day. # 22:53 This party needs some death metal. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 23:04 Whiskey Tango. Military jargon for "White Trash". # 23:41 Who else used to (or still does) watch Soul Line? Great. Television. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)