Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in M.Praz's LiveJournal:

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Sunday, July 11th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 23:58 It has been decided that anyone in an Utley shirt is officially Team Jacob. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Friday, June 18th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 22:48 Whitest Kids U Know are back to the old format! # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Monday, June 14th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 14:22 Summer is for the birds. I'm moving to the tundra. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 12:19 Elvis Costello, Gorillaz, & the Pixies have each cancelled tour dates in Israel. Sorry, Israel. Tell you what, you can have ICP for keeps. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (1 Champagne douche | Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Sunday, June 6th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 15:02 just saw the starters for Pokemon Black & White, and I don't even want to play the game now. Worst starters ever. # 21:35 Q:Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets? A:No. Does that answer surprise you? It shouldn't. Ma... 4ms.me/c1kSKy # 23:05 Q:If you could go only to one restaurant for the next fi... A:Does Taco Bell technically qualify as a restauarant?! ... 4ms.me/aKQH7g # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Saturday, June 5th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 23:36 Q:If you had access to a time machine, where and when wo... A:The Future, where I would trade my endangered human ge... 4ms.me/aIuJYg # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Monday, May 31st, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 13:02 dreamt that as I entered a grocery store, a man left with a shopping bag FULL of McDonalds fries, which he dropped on the ground. Hungry. # 20:39 I maintain now, as I did in the 90's, that ska is fucking terrible. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 12:52 Q:If you could ask Barack Obama one question what would ... A:I'd ask him if he reads Axe Cop. formspring.me/prototype138/q/567447795 # 17:52 Q:If you could ask George W. Bush one question what woul... A:I'd ask him if he reads Axe Cop. formspring.me/prototype138/q/568848550 # 21:35 This place smells like warm lunchmeat and butts. :( # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Saturday, May 15th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 12:52 Q:When you were a kid, what did you want to... A:I wanted to invent a fabric with anti-gra... formspring.me/prototype138/q/545212916 # 21:53 Internets, I got a question. Terminators have human flesh around their endoskeletons right? What if a terminator was bitten by a werewolf? # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Friday, May 14th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 10:58 Q:How can I grow a manly moustache like the... A:It helps if you're a man. It's not absol... formspring.me/prototype138/q/540670736 # 13:21 Q:What are your five favorite movies of all... A:Without further (or prior) adieu, I will ... formspring.me/prototype138/q/541080264 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Thursday, May 13th, 2010
2:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 11:17 Q:If you could date any celebrity, who woul... A:Flo from the Progressive commercials. No... formspring.me/prototype138/q/536379485 # 13:11 Q:Do you believe in angels? A:Of course. I know a guy who says his uncle caught one a coup... formspring.me/prototype138/q/536718945 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
9:45 am	Every time the fake smile crawls across my teeth, it gets harder and harder. I'm exhausted, and I can't stand the strain of feigning easy, conversational tones. I'm a terrible person, and I hate the idea of pretending that I'm not. (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Thursday, May 6th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 21:36 Q:If you could become any fictional character, who would you be?... A:God. formspring.me/prototype138/q/510164125 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 08:21 Q:serious question! do you believe in god? A:No. I don't think there was a time in my life... formspring.me/prototype138/q/503213920 # 11:00 Q:What does the 138 in prototype138 stand for? A:It comes from 'We Are 138' by the Misfits.... formspring.me/prototype138/q/503515205 # 23:47 Q:What one thing are you exceptionally bad at? A:It's a toss up between Dancing and Empathy... formspring.me/prototype138/q/506166264 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Saturday, May 1st, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 23:47 Can you imagine them releasing 'Rambo' today? Not, like, a remake. Imagine someone pitching it to the studio as a brand ne concept. No way. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Thursday, April 29th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 21:43 I could watch 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog' 18,000 times. And then a few more times. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 11:32 Q:If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?... A:Math. formspring.me/prototype138/q/478732679 # 18:29 Q:Does the Lock Ness Monster exist, and if ... A:Loch Ness. I have a soft spot for crypto... formspring.me/prototype138/q/479280713 # 19:34 Q:What happened to the question I answered ... A:Obviously, formspring.me lost it. Apolog... formspring.me/prototype138/q/479394293 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 10:27 Q:What would be the best thing about being a vampire?... A:Not being sparkly. formspring.me/prototype138/q/473994668 # 11:28 Q:Is time travel possible? A:As far as we currently know, probably not. I'm hopeful that w... formspring.me/prototype138/q/474113426 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Monday, April 26th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 10:59 oh man. Last night. Jeez. I'm really sorry, witnesses. Please do as I have done and wipe last night from your memory. # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)
Saturday, April 24th, 2010
1:20 am	WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TWITTER YET?! 07:37 Q:I am meeting my fiance's parents for the ... A:Run. Forget the girl and get the fuck ou... formspring.me/prototype138/q/461201047 # 16:54 Q:How do you pronounce your last name? A:It looks formidable, but there's a really easy tri... formspring.me/prototype138/q/462649223 # 16:55 Q:I keep hurting myself skateboarding but h... A:Have you tried being better at skateboard... formspring.me/prototype138/q/462652696 # Love and Kisses, Dick Toothpaste (Damn, this bitch is a douche!)