Jesus Christ: Dinosaur Hunter, Revisited.
Okay, Nick, I hope you're feeling up for some writing, stay with me on this one. Here's the synopsis of the new storyarc.

3000+ years from now, humanity as we know it has long since been wiped out and replaced by our technologically and scientifically advanced descendants. It is believed that nothing of our society has survived, until future archeologists uncover the ruins of a Blockbuster Video at a dig site. The only surviving relic is a DVD of Mel Gibson's The Passion Of The Christ. Knowing nothing of Christianity, and hence why Jesus 'had to die for our sins', they were shocked and disgusted by the images of this man being tortured repeatedly. Using their science and technology, they decide to teleport him to the future, in order to spare him the pain and bloodshed of being crucified. Unfortunately, time travel is a tricky thing, even for the people of the future, and Jesus accidentally gets teleported 65 million years back in time, to the Triassic Period.
There he finds that his message of brotherhood is kind of meaningless when there are no other people, and he must fight to survive. He exists there for awhile, much akin to the original run of Conan the Barbarian (Or possibly the parody version, Cerebus the Aardvark). Battles. Holy Miracle Powers. Dinosaurs. Blood and Gore to rival Crucifixion.
Eventually, he wipes out the dinosaurs and makes the Earth a better place. He cultivates a beautiful garden and populates it with a man named Adam and a woman named Eve. Hence, we discover that Jesus is God, and that the entire human race's true father is none other than Mel Gibson...

This needs to be fleshed out, and filled up with good old American sarcasm, otherwise it may come off a bit too religious for my tastes. I dunno, this arc just sort of hit me. Comic book? Series of animated shorts? Waste of time?
Hit me up with ideas. I really have nothing better to do.
Love and Kisses,
Matty